Hooray! The car is fixed and we’re finally heading home. Since I am out of wireless and Internet range, I’m leaving the post writing to you. Remember, keep each other entertained until I get home.
We had a visitor the other day. At first, from the corner of his eye, Joe thought it was a rock. I thought it was a helmet — because, well, it makes perfect sense that a helmet would randomly appear outside the front door, right? I know. A definite “duh” moment.
In any event, the rock/helmet came to life with legs and a head.
As we marveled at our close encounter, he/she started to move and I snapped the picture below — and it is in desperate need of a caption.
Since Joe and I are somewhere on a highway driving home to New York — and without Internet access — I thought I would hand over the post writing to all of you. So get your imaginations and your creative juices flowing, and comment your caption (or two or three) below. In fact, invite your friends and families, co-workers and strangers to do the same. This isn’t a contest — just a chance for fun.
I’ll get the ball rolling.
After years of living life in the slow lane, Tess thought, “At last, I have met the frog of my dreams — but he doesn’t even know I’m alive.”
And now, Joe and I are in the car for the drive back to Long Island. I’m looking forward to reading your comments when I get home. Have fun!











Posted by Kay M on July 23, 2012 at 11:36 pm
AHH! BACK OFF! I HAVE A GOLF CLUB AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Cheryl on July 23, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Why, Winston, you make being green look so easy!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Good one, Cheryl! By the way, I love the name Winston!
Posted by joandstella on July 24, 2012 at 12:28 am
Where do you get your sporty duds, Frog? I need some apparel !
Posted by joandstella on July 24, 2012 at 12:33 am
We are no longer at wordpress but at Jo’s World, http://theminnesotagirls.blogspot.com
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Congrats on your new blog home!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I wonder what the turtlistas are wearing these days?
Posted by rainyleaf on July 24, 2012 at 12:39 am
Quit playing games and get back to the garden! I’m paying you to eat bugs, not swing clubs!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:51 pm
You can’t blame a frog for trying. . .
Posted by gwenniesgarden on July 24, 2012 at 4:04 am
what a cutie !!!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Warts and all!
Posted by Bridget on July 24, 2012 at 5:43 am
Go on! Go on! Hit me! I dare ya!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:53 pm
My money is one the turtle. She (or he) is built like a tank!
Posted by Catherine Harper on July 24, 2012 at 6:12 am
Frogger Woods, I presume?
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Tee-hee-hee.
Posted by Jason on July 24, 2012 at 9:26 am
“I wish I could be more free and easy like you … I just can’t get out of my shell.”
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Jason, thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Kathy Wilder on July 24, 2012 at 9:39 am
Oh, no! My Prince Charming has shown up, and I’m too short to kiss him!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:02 pm
I hate when that happens!
Posted by Reed on July 24, 2012 at 10:10 am
Dude, you’ve go to be true to yourself, she ain’t going to buy it.
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Reed, thanks for the chuckle!
Posted by calvincaley on July 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Oh Brad! It’s just golf all the time with you! What happened to us?
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:04 pm
As golf has become more popular, I have a feeling so too has this question.
Posted by noelmorata on July 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Are you here for the party, i heard the appetizers are to die for!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:20 pm
I hope they’re not serving frog legs!
Posted by Lori O on July 24, 2012 at 3:55 pm
“Hey babe, come here often? I hear you’re a real swinger!”
(frogger woods….still giggling)
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:20 pm
What’s your sign?
Posted by Sue on July 24, 2012 at 6:26 pm
“Huh, I’m sure this guy was a prince when I last saw him!”
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Very nice!
Posted by Maria on July 24, 2012 at 9:44 pm
What’s the secret password??
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 7:23 pm
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret!
Posted by Graziella on July 25, 2012 at 8:20 am
Every journey holds something new to discover, no matter what you are.
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm
I love this sentiment. Beautifully stated.
Posted by Pat Loud on July 25, 2012 at 8:38 am
Hey Ben Frogan, whadaya say we shoot 18?!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Um, this is like a whole new language for me.
Posted by Harry on July 26, 2012 at 8:35 am
“Yo Rib-it” -There not buying it,your still a frog.Lets head back to the pond!
Posted by Kevin on July 28, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Your pad or mine?
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Posted by Cheryl on July 29, 2012 at 10:26 pm
This was SO MUCH FUN to read through!
Thanks for the croaks (um, er, I mean giggles)!
Frogger Woods, too rich…
Posted by Kevin on July 29, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Hi Cheryl. Glad you had the chance to hop on over. It was a lot of fun, and I appreciate all of the comments.